January 2010
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Diary: January 2010
It’s January, 2010, and I just awoke on Moonbase 17 in my bed. It was bright out, even for January. I’m guessing there was an undetected solar flare no clouds out today. Typical.
For the last six months, I have slept alone. It’s hard being a single cyborg male in amoon pod one-bedroom apartment. I’m not going to lie. The times have been tough without social interaction,...
Scary Night in the Middle of the Forest
Uh-Oh. Something scary is going on in the middle of the forest.
It doesn’t surprise me in the least. There’s been a number of spooky reports coming in since that masked chainsaw fella took up residence at the haunted cabin over by the Indian burial grounds.
And I don’t know if it’s related, but a small party of attractive college students haven’t returned from their...
Cake
Cake is great.
Soft, sweet, chewy and mildly wet: cake is so good it makes your divorce oh so easier to handle! Cake would never leave you for a Craiglist transvestite or show up at your office shouting over the cubicles “This is who I am! Except my lifestyle choice or leave me and Kriztina alone!”
If cake surprised you at work, you’d be happy. It wouldn’t yell out or...