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Mable’s Studio Pitch for a Baby Tycoons TV Show

Dear TV Studio Executive(s),

My name is Mable, and I would like to see someone make a TV show called Baby Tycoons.

Everyone loves babies and everyone loves watching rich people do stuff, so why not add them together and get a funny TV show out of it?

If you’re not sold already, here’s my pitch: Baby Tycoons takes place in Manhattan. Each baby is a billionaire (at least), and they’re all into owning and running huge businesses.

One of the babies could own a bunch of real estate. The pilot episode could have a newlywed couple ready to buy a their first home, but guess who comes out with the title papers? A baby! Cue the laugh track!

Another character could be this sweet girl baby who owns a fashion company. Wouldn’t it be adorable to watch her strut her baby friends out on the cat walk? I know I’d watch!

Here’s a picture I found on the Internet:

Of course, we can’t have a bunch of rich babies running around Manhattan without proper supervision. There needs to be a nanny/financial adviser to all the babies. Maybe if Meryl Streep is free, she’d want to do the project? She could even have a catch phrase, like “That’s a lot of money, baby!”

If you can make the show anything like those e*trade baby commercials, then it will be a success.

This idea comes free of charge. You don’t have to pay me or put my name in the credits. I just want to see this show on my TV at home.

Thanks,

Mable.

18 September 2011 ·