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"I woke up this morning and went straight for the fridge for something to drink. I didn’t have much; just milk and lemonade. I really couldn’t decide between the two. I was like, ‘Milk? Milk! Lemonade?!?’ Eventually, I gave up and went around the corner to this cute, little boutique store that makes fudge. They have this beautiful chocolate station where you can stick your finger up into a hole, and when you pull it back out you have a little Tootsie roll. However if you stick your finger up all the way - and be sure to use your longest finger - you get a huge Milky Way! But here’s a secret few people know. If you push your finger a back a little bit more, you get one of their famous fudgy s’mores. Trust me. These s’mores are to die for! I had more than enough of the chocolate delights, but the boutique salesman told me to push a button on the counter. After I did, a chain dropped down. He told me to pull it, so I did. And wouldn’t you know it! Out came a darling chocolate choo-choo train. Overall, I highly recommend the fudge boutique to anyone looking for a delicious treat. Just be careful, or you’ll leave with sticky, brown fingers!"
~ Amanda Kate Jones, Yelp! review for The Chocolate Source (Downtown Topeka, KS)