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Growing up, Sandra Bullock often thought about working in a soul food restaurant.
Sandra gets into People Magazine a lot and suspects they put her in whenever celebrity news hits a lull.
Just like in the movie Speed, Sandra was stuck on a bus that couldn’t go below 50 mph or it would explode. She got off safely in time to make her audition for Two If By Sea.
Sandra is ranked as the 14th richest female celebrity, which she denies at expensive steak restaurants.
Sandra got to keep the time-warping mailbox from The Lake House. She mails her future-self letters and random magazine clippings.
Two Weeks Notice was supposed to be Sandra’s “two weeks notice” to the film industry, because she wanted to retire after the movie. Somehow, Hugh Grant was able to convince her not to go through with it.
Sandra has a neighbor who calls her “Sandy B.” She doesn’t like that neighbor too much.
Sandra wishes she could be a cop instead of an actress, just like the one she played in Demolition Man.
When Sandra feels down, she puts on her PJs, snuggles up with a nice bowl of ice cream and watches The Net on her 27” iMac (streaming wirelessly thanks to her hi-speed Internet access and wireless router) and laughs at the good ‘ol days.
Sandra has invented a drinking game involving her movies, but it’s only fun when she is playing with you, and the movie is being shown on TBS or TNT.

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