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Do you have a sick baby? Place him or her into the Abito Baby Thermometer + Microwave and press “Read Temperature.” After two minutes, you will know the temperature of your baby.
But what if you’re hungry? Place your food into the Abito Baby Thermometer + Microwave and press “Quick Start.” After two minutes, your meal will be ready to eat.

REMEMBER: The Abito Baby Thermometer + Microwave consists of two functions: reading baby temperatures and heating up quick meals.
WARNING: Do not mix babies and meals.